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June 9, 2008

If you find these humorous, you've either done some programming or need help fast:


Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It's so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.


There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.


Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.


Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."


Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"

"Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."


How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None - It's a hardware problem


Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.


How can you tell when a programmer has had sex? When you see him washing pepper spray out of his eyes.




Mon, 9 Jun 2008 12:32:49




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